String Cheese

Michael Berwald berwald7 at cox.net
Tue May 22 22:57:57 PDT 2012


String Cheese 
A string walks into bar and asks for a rum and a cola. But the bartender says, "There is no strings allowed in here!" 

So he goes into the bathroom and ties himself into a knot and frays himself at the ends. 

Then he walks back out and asks for a rum and a cola. The bartender asks, "Weren't you just the string that walked in here?" 

"No," he says, "I'm a frayed knot!" 


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