Drinks On Me

Michael Berwald berwald7 at cox.net
Tue May 22 22:56:31 PDT 2012

A man gets captured by cannibals and every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. 

Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can cook me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks!" 

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