Confucius Says

Michael Berwald berwald7 at
Tue May 1 22:23:59 PDT 2012

Confucius Says 
- Man who stand on toilet high on pot. 

- Crowded elevator smell different to midget. 

- He who eats too many prunes, sits on potty many moons. 

- Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self. 

- Man who make love to girl on hill...he not on level. 

- Honeymoon over when man who whispered sweet nothings before now say nothing sweet. 

- Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself. 

- Man who drive like hell bound to get there.. 

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