generic drug names

buckeyecat at buckeyecat at
Thu Nov 3 06:40:50 PDT 2011

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.


Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen..
Aleve is also called Naproxen.

Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin..

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and
of course, Ibepokin.

     Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable

use as a mixer..

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning
to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned


Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with
perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do


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